Going out to study with the fuckers later.
For these few weeks, got to study all the way.
JIA YO PEOPLE!~
Always is, never was
Monday, September 28, 2009
Saturday, September 26, 2009
blah.
EH EH EH!
I GOT PARAMORE'S, BRAND NEW EYES, ALBUM!
NOT BAD!
And today is only the 26th.
Let's just say i got my own way of getting it. tee hee!
Zombie Kampong Pisang was MEREPEK! OMG!
I GOT PARAMORE'S, BRAND NEW EYES, ALBUM!
NOT BAD!
And today is only the 26th.
Let's just say i got my own way of getting it. tee hee!
Zombie Kampong Pisang was MEREPEK! OMG!
Thursday, September 24, 2009
A Crack In The Line.
You are a go-ahead young marketing executive. A bachelor. It is Saturday morning and you are off to do your week's shopping. About to get into your car you decide to go back and check that you locked the door. By going back you miss a minute later and miss the parking space you would have found at the supermarket and are forced to park in a nearby street instead. There are parking meters in this street, but drivers are only allowed to leave their cars for thirty minutes at a time. While you are placing your ticket inside the windscreen someone calls your name. It is a friend you haven't seen for a while. The friend introduces you to a neighbour of his, to whom he has given a lift into town. Call the neighbour, Helen. You and Helen are mutually attracted, but as she's married you part company. Or you don't. Two possible scenarios present themselves.
Scenario 1: Having left the friend and Helen you go to the supermarket, fill your trolley and join a queue at the checkout - a longer queue than the one you would have joined if you'd parked in the car park instead of the street. By the time you get back to the car you find a sixty-two year old recovering alcoholic ( a traffic warden) writing a ticket. You have a go at him, ruining his day. When he gets home after work the traffic warden takes it out on his wife. His wife have been feeling very put-upon of late and her husband's cruel words are the final straw. She packs her bag and goes to stay with her sister two hundred miles away. In the weeks that follow, the lonely traffic warden starts drinking again. He takes booze to work and loses his job. One night at home, very drunk, he decides to do himself a fry-up. The frying pan catches fire, the fire spreads, the house is gutted. So is the ex-traffic warden. His widow collects on insurance and passes the rest of her life in comfort, praising his memory.
And all because you went back to check the door.
Scenario 2: Instead of saying goodbye to Helen in the street where you park your car, you go and have a coffee with her. You still get a parking ticket, but you don't mind because you really got on with her. Over the next few weeks you and Helen meet regularly. You start an affair. Helen's husband finds out and comes after you. He attacks you. Defending yourself, you lash out. He falls and crack his head open. You are arrested, tried, and sentenced to four years in prison. By the time you get out you've lost all ambition and confidence and have no job. You very nearly fall to pieces, but instead got to the island of Santorini in the Aegean, where you spend everyday walking along the beach looking for coins dropped by tourists. One day you meet an attractive American student on vacation. She thinks you have a cute accent and runs her fingers through your fat beard and offers to share her sleeping bag with you. It's not until she returns to Boston that she realises that she's pregnant. She writes to inform you of this, but by the time the letter arrives you've move to another island, so you never learn of the pregnancy. In due course she gives birth to a boy and doesn't call him after you. Time passes. The boy becomes a man. He meets a girl. They choose not to marry, but they bring three children into the world, the eldest of whom becomes an accountant, the second a roofing contractor, and the third an Elvis Presley impersonator. The youngest is also a serial killer who over a two-year period butches twelve teenage girls, who between them, in time, would have given birth to 29 children, who between them would have co-parented 68 children, who would have brought 176 children into the world. This one hundred seventy-six would have fathered or mothered 442 children altogether, two of whom - female twins - would have been the first living beings to be emailed to Alpha Centauri, opening the door to human settlement in other parts of the galaxy.
And all because you went back to check the door.
Scenario 1: Having left the friend and Helen you go to the supermarket, fill your trolley and join a queue at the checkout - a longer queue than the one you would have joined if you'd parked in the car park instead of the street. By the time you get back to the car you find a sixty-two year old recovering alcoholic ( a traffic warden) writing a ticket. You have a go at him, ruining his day. When he gets home after work the traffic warden takes it out on his wife. His wife have been feeling very put-upon of late and her husband's cruel words are the final straw. She packs her bag and goes to stay with her sister two hundred miles away. In the weeks that follow, the lonely traffic warden starts drinking again. He takes booze to work and loses his job. One night at home, very drunk, he decides to do himself a fry-up. The frying pan catches fire, the fire spreads, the house is gutted. So is the ex-traffic warden. His widow collects on insurance and passes the rest of her life in comfort, praising his memory.
And all because you went back to check the door.
Scenario 2: Instead of saying goodbye to Helen in the street where you park your car, you go and have a coffee with her. You still get a parking ticket, but you don't mind because you really got on with her. Over the next few weeks you and Helen meet regularly. You start an affair. Helen's husband finds out and comes after you. He attacks you. Defending yourself, you lash out. He falls and crack his head open. You are arrested, tried, and sentenced to four years in prison. By the time you get out you've lost all ambition and confidence and have no job. You very nearly fall to pieces, but instead got to the island of Santorini in the Aegean, where you spend everyday walking along the beach looking for coins dropped by tourists. One day you meet an attractive American student on vacation. She thinks you have a cute accent and runs her fingers through your fat beard and offers to share her sleeping bag with you. It's not until she returns to Boston that she realises that she's pregnant. She writes to inform you of this, but by the time the letter arrives you've move to another island, so you never learn of the pregnancy. In due course she gives birth to a boy and doesn't call him after you. Time passes. The boy becomes a man. He meets a girl. They choose not to marry, but they bring three children into the world, the eldest of whom becomes an accountant, the second a roofing contractor, and the third an Elvis Presley impersonator. The youngest is also a serial killer who over a two-year period butches twelve teenage girls, who between them, in time, would have given birth to 29 children, who between them would have co-parented 68 children, who would have brought 176 children into the world. This one hundred seventy-six would have fathered or mothered 442 children altogether, two of whom - female twins - would have been the first living beings to be emailed to Alpha Centauri, opening the door to human settlement in other parts of the galaxy.
And all because you went back to check the door.
Wednesday, September 23, 2009
Tuesday, September 22, 2009
Oh fuck!
Do not expect a proper post from me anytime soon.
O levels in a month. FUCK!
Oh yeah, raya was awesome.
Not much collection but definitely different since grandma passed away.
You know, ever since my late grandma passed away, raya have never been that shiok.
But this year's was alright. Don't know why.
Maybe having my brother and sister-in-law. Maybe.
I'M FINALLY FUCKING DONE WITH MY FUCKING ART!
I will try to make little posts when i have the time.
O levels in a month. FUCK!
Oh yeah, raya was awesome.
Not much collection but definitely different since grandma passed away.
You know, ever since my late grandma passed away, raya have never been that shiok.
But this year's was alright. Don't know why.
Maybe having my brother and sister-in-law. Maybe.
I'M FINALLY FUCKING DONE WITH MY FUCKING ART!
I will try to make little posts when i have the time.
Thursday, September 17, 2009
I Can't.
I'm gonna make you feel like the way you used to make me feel.
Hell.
I don't forgive and forget. Hell no.
Hell.
I don't forgive and forget. Hell no.
Monday, September 14, 2009
Machine Guns.
6:19
My mom said the songs i listen to sounds like machine guns.
-.-
I think she was talking about Slipknot. Not Avenged.
Or are they both the same? Geez...
My mom said the songs i listen to sounds like machine guns.
-.-
I think she was talking about Slipknot. Not Avenged.
Or are they both the same? Geez...
Saturday, September 12, 2009
Art art art
4:25am
Art is the reason why i am still awake right now.
K, now i gonna eat my sahur and watch Mortal Kombat.
HEHEHEHEHE!
Still can't believe Carmen doesn't know what Mortal Kombat is.
Tsk tsk tsk
Art is the reason why i am still awake right now.
K, now i gonna eat my sahur and watch Mortal Kombat.
HEHEHEHEHE!
Still can't believe Carmen doesn't know what Mortal Kombat is.
Tsk tsk tsk
Thursday, September 10, 2009
Wednesday, September 09, 2009
entourage
2:28am
My twin made me listen to Misteri Jam 12.
T_T
12:57pm
Digimon the movie is not real?!
CHEATED MY FUCKING FEELINGS!
..l.. to that guy who made the video.
So, what did we learn today?
That not all videos in Youtube is 100% real.
Shane Dawson on the other hand is... hmmm...
11:58am
NO ENTOURAGE THIS WEEK!
GRRRRR.......
My twin made me listen to Misteri Jam 12.
T_T
12:57pm
Digimon the movie is not real?!
CHEATED MY FUCKING FEELINGS!
..l.. to that guy who made the video.
So, what did we learn today?
That not all videos in Youtube is 100% real.
Shane Dawson on the other hand is... hmmm...
11:58am
NO ENTOURAGE THIS WEEK!
GRRRRR.......
Movies.
2:17am
Freaking epic!
K, i seriously need to stop watching Youtube videos.
1:46am
Mortal Kombat!
I freaking love this movie.
EHEHEHEHE!
1:36am
DIGIMON?!
GOT JUSTIN CHATWIN!
MUST WATCH!
Somehow, the song at the end made me laugh.
Freaking epic!
K, i seriously need to stop watching Youtube videos.
1:46am
Mortal Kombat!
I freaking love this movie.
EHEHEHEHE!
1:36am
DIGIMON?!
GOT JUSTIN CHATWIN!
MUST WATCH!
Somehow, the song at the end made me laugh.
Monday, September 07, 2009
Fuckheads.
2:42am
It's times like this that makes me feel like i'm the mature one. And he's 21. And i have no idea where the fuck he got my email add. tsk tsk tsk. Grow up kid.
THEY SAY UR ATTITUDE DETREMINES UR LATITUDE says:
*hmmmm am i makin it worse by goin all notty on u
*:(
Sherry says:
*look man. if u're so horny why don't you go to alamak.
i'm sure there's plenty of girls who would love to talk to you.
i'm sorry but you won't get anything from me.
*I'm not that kind of girl
*I'm not trying to be rude here.
THEY SAY UR ATTITUDE DETREMINES UR LATITUDE says:
*okay
*i got it
*do u have frens who are the type im lookin fer
Sherry says:
*go fuck yourself.
It's times like this that makes me feel like i'm the mature one. And he's 21. And i have no idea where the fuck he got my email add. tsk tsk tsk. Grow up kid.
Saturday, September 05, 2009
Walk.
9:38pm
Did you know? I subscribe to a channel on Youtube about these two cats. Sparta and Loki.They're freaking adorable!
I want one.
6:29pm
I just walked to Giant and walked back home just to buy croissant.
I know. Damn pathetic. But right, the croissant damn nice.
Cannot take my mind off of it since the other time i ate it. Back when i was a vegan.
Now i get to eat it in approximately 40 mins. HEHEHEHE
So happy.
Stakat sia!
You know, i planned to leave my house and walk to Gaint at 5.30 and take my own sweet time. I thought if i take my own sweet time and delay, - because the distance from my house to Gaint is quite far - by the time i reach home it's time to break fast already. You know what time i arrived home?
6.10 pm. O_O! I don't want to wait! Grr... I tried to walk slow, damn slow. But it's not my nature to walk slow. While i was walking, i remembered the time Farah and I went to Giant. Made me laugh inside. I was standing at the side to wait for the green man and i was smiling away. But eventually i crossed it without the green man. I can't believed i ran and left Farah behind. HAHAHAHA! Kesian Farah.
Good times.
Did you know? I subscribe to a channel on Youtube about these two cats. Sparta and Loki.They're freaking adorable!
I want one.
6:29pm
I just walked to Giant and walked back home just to buy croissant.
I know. Damn pathetic. But right, the croissant damn nice.
Cannot take my mind off of it since the other time i ate it. Back when i was a vegan.
Now i get to eat it in approximately 40 mins. HEHEHEHE
So happy.
Stakat sia!
You know, i planned to leave my house and walk to Gaint at 5.30 and take my own sweet time. I thought if i take my own sweet time and delay, - because the distance from my house to Gaint is quite far - by the time i reach home it's time to break fast already. You know what time i arrived home?
6.10 pm. O_O! I don't want to wait! Grr... I tried to walk slow, damn slow. But it's not my nature to walk slow. While i was walking, i remembered the time Farah and I went to Giant. Made me laugh inside. I was standing at the side to wait for the green man and i was smiling away. But eventually i crossed it without the green man. I can't believed i ran and left Farah behind. HAHAHAHA! Kesian Farah.
Good times.
Friday, September 04, 2009
..l..
12:43am
I recommend you to watch Rocket Science.
Handsome sia main actor dier! Omgosh.
Seriously watch the movie.
9:55pm
CRUNCHIEEEEEEE!
I just gave my brother the middle finger.
Wah, damn satisfied!
I recommend you to watch Rocket Science.
Handsome sia main actor dier! Omgosh.
Seriously watch the movie.
9:55pm
CRUNCHIEEEEEEE!
I just gave my brother the middle finger.
Wah, damn satisfied!
Thursday, September 03, 2009
Photoshop.
10:10pm
I freaking need a visa or master card!
Dammit. Waited for 8 hours for that FREE 2 DVDs guitar lesson and i have to pay the shipping with any of those cards.
I'm gonna get those when i start working.
For real.
6:16pm
I need my brother!
I need that free Photoshop!
CB!
I freaking need a visa or master card!
Dammit. Waited for 8 hours for that FREE 2 DVDs guitar lesson and i have to pay the shipping with any of those cards.
I'm gonna get those when i start working.
For real.
6:16pm
I need my brother!
I need that free Photoshop!
CB!
Tuesday, September 01, 2009
Life.
1:55am
This, my friend, is what you get for not having enough sleep.
I look like a freaking drug addict.
3:36pm
The reason why i love them.
11:55am
They say in life, there's always ups and downs.
Just like a roller coaster. I couldn't disagree more.
In fact life have nothing to do with roller coasters. Yeah, we do have our ups and downs.
But we get to decide whether to ride it or not.
And eventually once the ride is over, it's over. No strings attached.
And once you're safely back on solid ground, you're rushing off to join the next ride.
You get off from the ride.
You can't get off from life. In fact, you have no choice but to move on. Things happen even if you like it or not. You can't decide what things you would want to happen.
I know it's only a metaphor. But...
Ok, i'm not making any sense here.
This, my friend, is what you get for not having enough sleep.
I look like a freaking drug addict.
3:36pm
The reason why i love them.
11:55am
They say in life, there's always ups and downs.
Just like a roller coaster. I couldn't disagree more.
In fact life have nothing to do with roller coasters. Yeah, we do have our ups and downs.
But we get to decide whether to ride it or not.
And eventually once the ride is over, it's over. No strings attached.
And once you're safely back on solid ground, you're rushing off to join the next ride.
You get off from the ride.
You can't get off from life. In fact, you have no choice but to move on. Things happen even if you like it or not. You can't decide what things you would want to happen.
I know it's only a metaphor. But...
Ok, i'm not making any sense here.
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