Saturday, September 11, 2010

The One With Raya and Birthdays and Facebook.


Hi. Selamat hari raya to all my friends and family and whoever is reading this.
You know me, i hate wishing people by text because well, i'm just plain lazy. I'm just not the 'wishing' kinda person. That's why i tend not to remember peoples' birthday unless it's easy to remember. For exmaple, the one with birthdays once every 4 years. Heh. So... If your birthday ever do come up and i'm not of them wishers, it's not because i forgot who you are, it's because i really don't know it's your birthday. And don't give me the whole Facebook bullshit. I know i get birthday reminders, it's just that i bother to log in to Facebook anymore. Only when there's updates on events from my EVD friends. 'Cause that's the only mean of communication i have whenever i'm not in school. And again, i don't bother to get their numbers because, well, i'm just that plain lazy.

Wah, i'm suppose to blog about Raya but here i am talking about Facebook. Nevermind hor? K, moving on, one of the reasons why i don't bother to log in to Facebook is because, every single fucking day i get depressing love quotes lah, love messages lah, heartbroken messages lah on my News Feed. True story: I got this one friend who literally post "i love you" messages EVERYDAY to HER girlfriend. You heard me, her girlfriend. Wah, if i'm ever her girlfriend i'd stuff a tikos mondok in her mouth. What's tikos mondok in english ah? It's one of those very fat and huge hamster/mouse. I'm not sure if it's the guinea pig. No, better yet, a fucking pig! Do you have any fucking idea how fucking annoying is it or not?! Fucked up sia! And every fucking day i got 300+ News Feed to read, and about 30% of it are those fucking annoying game updates. Farmville lah, Fishville lah, Cityville lah, whatever ville there is ah. FUCKING ANNOYING! STOP ASKING ME FOR MEAT OR EGGS OR CHICKEN CAN?! I don't play those fucking games. Hmm.. What else?
Oh, when people chat on each other's wall like it's fucking MSN. Hais... What's wrong with these people ah? You're fucking flooding my News Feed with your bullshit between you and your friend. What's the point of MSN? No wait, WHAT'S THE WHOLE POINT OF HAVING THAT DAMN CHAT FEATURE ON THE BOTTOM RIGHT HAND CORNER OF YOUR FUCKING SCREEN?! Oh, and girls taking pictures like zaman Friendster. You know what i mean if you know i mean, you know what i mean?

Hais... What wrong with these people ah? Or is it just me? Told you sometimes i feel like i don't fit in with everybody else in this world.
Oh, and Selamat Hari Raya, again.